I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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