i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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