Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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