you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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