You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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