ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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