i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
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