no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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