That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
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