we made out on top of his cat.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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