Sacagawea was the original milf.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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