If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Your penis caused this!
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