Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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