Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
this is an emotional support booty call
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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