just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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