What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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