don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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