This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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