Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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