She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
