Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
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