Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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