Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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