Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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