come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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