People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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