i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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