I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
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Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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