youre lurking in front of me
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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