That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
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