Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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