Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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