everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I think your dad took our porno
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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