jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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