I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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