bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Randomize
