dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
i think i just lost a toe
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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