so explain again why im purple
no
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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