If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I fill condoms, not promises.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Randomize
