Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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