just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
She even gives head with a lisp.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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