If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Boobs are out for the taking
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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