Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
50% drunk capacity currently
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Randomize
