Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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