Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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