Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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