Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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