grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
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