Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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