PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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