these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
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