My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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