Me too!
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
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