well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Are we still banned from the library?
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Randomize