The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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