Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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