Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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