I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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